SpankerKing, the handmade BDSM bench

Tie me down.

Or be the one holding the cuffs.

Wrists cuffed above your head. Ankles cuffed to the bar. On your knees, then face down on the velvet. SpankerKing turns your bedroom into a playroom in five minutes, and back into a bedroom before anyone rings the doorbell.

$2,490 Delivered to your door
Duties and taxes paid

Yes, I want it See what it can do

Plain, unmarked box
Set up in 5 minutes, no tools
Handmade in solid ash

One bench, endless positions

Restraint bar fixed to the post with hand knobs, cuffs and collar hanging open, in red light

Tonight

Whoever's on the bench stops deciding.

A buckle closes on each wrist. A knob turns and the bar locks in place. Your breathing is the loudest thing in the room, and behind you, someone takes their time.

Face down, on your back, kneeling, or standing and bent over. The posts, the restraint bar and fifteen eyelets put every part of the body exactly where your partner wants it, and keep it there.

Agree on a safe word first. Then forget about everything else.

Positions

Pick your position.

Woman face down on the bench, knees on the rests, ankles cuffed, wrists cuffed to the post — Knees on the rests, ankles cuffed, chest down on the velvet, wrists cuffed to the post. Hips high, back arched.

Woman on her back on the bench, legs straight up, ankles cuffed together at the top of the post — On your back across the seat, ankles cuffed together at the top of the post. Your legs stay up for as long as they decide.

Woman standing, bent forward at the waist, wrists cuffed to the post — Feet on the floor, bent at the waist, wrists cuffed to the post. Hips pushed back, perfectly placed for a spanking.

Woman kneeling on the knee rests with the seat removed, wrists cuffed to the post — Seat off, knees on the rests, wrists cuffed to the post. Back arched, hips up, waiting.

See 15 positions to start with

By day

By day, nobody knows.

Cover on, posts in the cupboard, and it's a 110 cm solid ash bench at the foot of your bed. Your in-laws will sit on it. Let them.

The bench with its Bordeaux velvet cover

5 velvet covers in the box. Pick tonight's colour: Bordeaux.

110 × 30 × 46 cm: Fits at the foot of any bed
5 minutes: From bench to bondage bench, no tools
5 covers: Velvet touch, machine washable
Plain box: Nothing outside says what's inside

The bench with its posts, bars, knee rests, cuffs, collar, straps and hardware laid out

In the box

Everything. Nothing to add.

2Wrist cuffs, padded
2Ankle cuffs, padded
1Collar
1Solid ash bench, 110 × 30 × 46 cm
5Velvet covers: Bordeaux, Midnight blue, Saffron, Dove grey, Cocoa
2Vertical posts and 1 restraint bar
2Knee rests and 1 stabiliser bar
2Ratchet straps and 5 carabiners
15Screw-in eyelets, to hook a cuff anywhere
20Hand knobs, to lock everything tight

One plain box, 117 × 54 × 38 cm, 34 kg. The shipping documents say "wooden bench".

Built to take it.

Solid ash, mortise-and-tenon joints, and hand knobs that lock every part tight. Go as hard as you both want: it won't budge.

"I wanted the pleasure of a playroom, without a piece of furniture that tells the children what it's for."
The woman who designed SpankerKing

Specifications
Material	Solid ash, mortise-and-tenon joints
Bench	110 × 30 × 46 cm (length × depth × height)
Restraints	Padded wrist cuffs, ankle cuffs and collar
Covers	5 velvet-touch covers, machine washable
Set-up	By hand, no tools, about 5 minutes
Shipping box	117 × 54 × 38 cm, 34 kg, unmarked
Made in	Thailand

Ordering

From click to cuffs.

Order in two minutes
No account. Choose your country and enter your delivery address.
Confirmed within 24 hours
We check every order personally, then email you our bank details. You pay by bank transfer.
Shipped in 1 to 3 days
From the day your payment arrives. UPS Expedited, tracked and insured.
Delivered, nothing to pay
About 4 to 6 business days later, signed for at your door. Duties and taxes are already paid.

Delivery

One price. Delivered.

$2,490 covers the bench, UPS Expedited shipping, insurance, and the import duties and taxes of your country. We pay them before delivery, so nobody asks you for money at the door.

Deliver to

We deliver to . Somewhere else? Write to us for a quote.

Your invoice, line by lineDDP · Duties paid

Questions

Before you say yes.

Is it sturdy enough for everything we have in mind?

Yes. Solid ash, mortise-and-tenon joints and hand knobs that lock every part tight. It doesn't wobble when things get rough.

Will anyone guess what it is?

With its cover on and the posts put away, it's a 110 cm bench in solid ash with a velvet seat. The posts and bars go in a cupboard, the cuffs and collar in a drawer.

How long does set-up take?

About five minutes, without tools. Hand knobs hold the posts, the restraint bar and the knee rests, and they come off just as fast.

Will I pay anything on delivery?

No. The price includes UPS shipping, insurance, and the import duties and taxes of your country. We pay them before your bench arrives.

How do I pay?

By international bank transfer in US dollars to our company account in Thailand. Once you order, we check it and email you within 24 hours with the bank details, the amount and the reference. Choose "OUR" for the transfer charges so the full amount arrives.

When will it arrive?

We ship within 1 to 3 business days after your payment lands. UPS Expedited then takes about 4 to 6 business days. Your tracking number comes by email.

How is it packed?

In one plain, unmarked box of 117 × 54 × 38 cm and 34 kg. The neighbours will think you bought a bench. Technically, you did. Someone has to sign for it at delivery.

Can I return it?

Yes, within 14 days of delivery, unused and in its original box. Write to us first. Return shipping to Thailand is at your cost.

How do I clean the covers?

All five velvet covers go in the washing machine. You'll be glad they do.

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Yes, I want it · $2,490